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[Nov. 24th, 2009|07:18 pm] |
My most recent match. This file is too big to put on my website because it's an actual DVD cut, sans the commentary. But I thought I'd still send it your way. I know I botched a move, but I still hope you like it.
Next show is December 5th.
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[Nov. 24th, 2009|07:00 pm] |
I am hoping to get through the day with as little hassle as possible. Humanity is at its absolute worst on this day, when people become savages and animals fighting over stupid items that are supposed to be for a holiday, the same people that are arguing "bring Jesus back into Christmas." Yes, beat the shit out of someone, treat the people working like shit, and fuck everyone else... just like Jesus would do.
It's an absolute mob scene, and I've been unfortunate enough to work several of them. It's purely sickening.
"Bring Christ back into Christmas... GIVE ME MY SHIT, ASSHOLE!" |
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[Nov. 18th, 2009|10:02 pm] |
Okay, so I'm totally lame as a face... That's why I turned heel... But it's still fun to work the kid marks who thought it wasn't real until that moment. |
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[Nov. 18th, 2009|05:26 pm] |
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I remember when Family Guy was a half decent show to watch. The most recent episode should be given to insomnia patients... It doesn't make sense, it's ridiculously stupid, it isn't funny, and there's not a laugh to be found. And the transition was the worst ever... Hey I'm returning this thing I bought at your garage s...ale... OH there's a baby here, cue plot point two. And this guy has two other shows? |
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[Oct. 26th, 2009|10:59 pm] |
Dear Subway, I'm not sure how it's supposed to be funny that three idiot construction workers don't know that stupid jingle, and even moreso that they can't even get it right. Somehow three idiots trying to discuss the semantics o...f a jingle that's so awesome they can't even remember it doesn't make me crave a sandwich. Die in a fire. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2009|10:38 pm] |
My newest video - Using SJK's theme "Mainlining Murder" while Liam Neeson messes people up.
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[Oct. 19th, 2009|02:59 pm] |
I wouldn't want to call it a bucket list of sorts, but with how big of a sports fan I am, there is a list of things that I've always wanted to do. Some of them have been met, and some I hope to find a way to do in the next few years.
[x]See a Cleveland Indians game
[]See a Playoff baseball Game in Cleveland
[x]See a World Series Game in Cleveland
[x]See an All Star Game
[x]See a Cleveland Browns game
[]See a Cleveland Browns vs. Pittsburgh Steelers game in Cleveland
[]See a Cleveland Browns vs. Baltimore Ravens game in Cleveland
[]See a Playoff football game in Cleveland
[]See an Ohio State Buckeyes football game
[]See an Ohio State vs. Michigan game in Columbus
[]See an Ohio State vs. Michigan game in Ann Arbor
[]See an Ohio State vs. Penn State game in Columbus
[]See an Ohio State vs. Penn State game in State College
[x]See a Cleveland Cavaliers game
[]See a Cleveland Cavaliers game where LeBron James is playing
[]See a Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Chicago Bulls game in Cleveland
[]See a Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Boston Celtics game in Cleveland
[]See a Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Los Angeles Lakers game in Cleveland
[]See a Cleveland Cavaliers playoff game
[]See a Cleveland Cavaliers NBA Finals game
[]See a Super Bowl |
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[Oct. 15th, 2009|07:04 pm] |
The greatest game ever played in the history of anything is at 3pm this Saturday... APPALACHAIN STATE VS. WOFFORD! GO WOFFORD!
If you're going to write subtitles, if you can't communicate the language at least within reason... Find someone who can. I'm trying to get through one of my favorite movies and instead I'm thinking to myself "sorry has two 'r's, you nimrod".
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1358221/plotsummary - There's a movie about this stupid town in which I live?!
I got a request online that's a little too hardcore, even for me. A virgin who wanted a Master to forcefully take her virginity. There aren't many things that scare the hell out of me, but someone who wants rape for dinner, yeah... I feel sorry for the guy who takes up that offer. No lay is worth a felony, not that I'm looking anyway... But wow, that freaked me out. To each their own and all, but it's not worth ending up in jail. Just reeks of TRAP to me. Maybe I'm just getting old, or maybe even five years of this generation is beyond me, but I have never once left the house going "I want rape for dinner." I'll just stick with real life, I think.
And, a singles match is coming up for yours truly. I'm so excited! Some people view curtain jerking as an insult, but we're actually setting up the feud for the main event as well, and will likely be involved in it.
REVISED PRO WRESTLING - OCTOBER 30th, 2009 - BUCKHANNON, WEST VIRGNIA
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"THE CANADIAN HEART THROB" RIKK EVANS vs. "THE ELVEN WARRIOR" LANTLAS ANDURIL |
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[Oct. 12th, 2009|01:55 am] |
Best entrance ever.
And at the end, I got my hand raised by Pittsburgh legend Lord Zoltan. Awesome.
Next, October 30th, singles match with Rikk Evans. I'm so excited! |
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|02:02 am] |
Having settled in to a job I absolutely adore and releasing my tenure in a job I didn't mind but a boss I loathed more than the Progressive Lady, I felt the need to send Subway this little message.
"Hi, I'm a former employee of your fine company, and I felt the need to inform you how you are being represented, at least by one franchise manager of your business. Let me first state that I enjoyed this job from all aspects other than this one, but after the events that have taken place, I think I should tell you about this. The manager's name is Beth, and I've worked a lot of jobs, but she is the single most unprofessional, rude supervisor I've ever had the displeasure of working under. I put up with it for months because every other aspect of the employment I enjoyed, but not only was she extremely negative all the time... No compliments, nothing positive, everything an aggressive, negative, condescending attack... But she had no courtesy, respect, or professionalism on a basis of even simple things like bumping into you. No excuse mes, sorrys, nothing. It got to the point where she burned me with the oven tray, which of course made my arm jump up and smack off the glass display and start bleeding. No sorry, not even an acknowledgement of it. Most recently, she ran the cookie cart into my Achilles heel in front of a customer. I turned around, as both I and the customer were hoping she'd at least give a quick "sorry about that", and nothing. That, among other instances in front of customers, including instances where she is directly rude and discourteous in her tone and choice of words, I think is losing you business. I'm not trying to sound like a bitter employee, because I made the choice not to deal with this anymore. I couldn't take it, and I thought I should write you guys to give you an idea of what's going on in one of your stores. Thanks for your time." |
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|12:35 am] |
Oh LeBron, save me from this terrible sports year... |
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[Oct. 2nd, 2009|06:30 pm] |
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So Sarah Palin's book is number one on Amazon. I'd have a joke for that, but I think it speaks for itself. |
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[Sep. 25th, 2009|01:50 pm] |
I don't care about Jen, Brad, Angelina, or any of their romantic involvements. It doesn't matter. I don't care.
I don't care about Jon, Kate, or any of that drama going on. It doesn't matter.
Get off the phone or get the f*ck out of line. If you can't show me the respect to postpone your call, then at least come back when you can bother for a few seconds to answer the questions necessary to help you. You're not a government agen...t awaiting top secret instructions from the Pentagon. You're a thirtysomething troll curious about who wore under the knee knee socks to work on casual Friday. |
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[Sep. 24th, 2009|04:44 pm] |
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And for my wrestling fan friends...
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[Sep. 22nd, 2009|03:26 am] |
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My second match.
9-19-09
The Big Apple LLC takes over the match as vengeance for the parody the previous month. PIV assumes ring announcing, Rikk Evans takes commentary, Michael McMoney pays off Tiny Tim Patterson to become the ref, and Psyco is named the 6th man in the match.
The Bloodline (The Wraith, Johnny Demonic, and "The Elven Warrior" Lantlas Anduril) vs. The Empire ("Platinum" Payton Graham, Collossus w/ Greg Cherry) and Big Apple LLC's selection, Psyco
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PRHUQJO6 |
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[Sep. 20th, 2009|02:33 am] |
Apparently porn is getting filtered into my LJ folder in my mail. Lame.
Back from Minnesota, wrestled tonight. More to come. |
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[Sep. 10th, 2009|11:25 pm] |
Just call me "Proby". |
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[Sep. 8th, 2009|11:18 pm] |
After 2327 rankings, here's my top 50 on Flickchart. Add me as Moonprism
50. Mallrats
49. The Departed
48. Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl
47. High Fidelity
46. Serenity
45. Blood Diamond
44. American Gangster
43. Groundhog Day
42. School of Rock
41. Wedding Crashers
40. Dogma
39. Rocky IV
38. The Da Vinci Code
37. Dead Poets Society
36. National Treasure
35. Raiders of the Lost Ark
34. Brick
33. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
32. Tristan and Isolde
31. Clerks
30. Animal House
29. The Shawshank Redemption
28. Donnie Darko
27. American Beauty
26. Gran Torino
25. Glory
24. E.T.
23. Batman Begins
22. Religilous
21. The Fugitive
20. Lucky Number Slevin
19. The Lord of the Rings - Return of the King
18. The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring
17. Kingdom of Heaven
16. Braveheart
15. The Boondock Saints
14. Finding Forrester
13. The Princess Bride
12. Rudy
11. Office Space
10. The Dark Knight
09. The Patriot
08. The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers
07. Schindler's List
06. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
05. Caddyshack
04. V for Vendetta
03. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
02. The Crow
01. The Last Samurai |
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[Sep. 7th, 2009|08:15 pm] |
Still some kinks to work out, but as of now, here's the Flick Chart list after 1639 rankings.
20. Donnie Darko
19. American Beauty
18. Gran Torino
17. E.T.
16. Lucky Number Slevin
15. Lord of the Rings - Return of the King
14. Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring
13. Kingdom of Heaven
12. Braveheart
11. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
10. The Boondock Saints
09. Finding Forrester
08. Office Space
07. The Patriot
06. Schindler's List
05. Caddyshack
04. V for Vendetta
03. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
02. The Crow
01. The Last Samurai |
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[Sep. 7th, 2009|04:03 pm] |
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For some reason, porn is now getting filtered into my LJ folder in my email. It's rather bothersome. |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2009|10:32 pm] |
I just saw a Christmas commercial. It's September 3rd. September 3rd.
It's SEPTEMBER FUCKING THIRD! |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2009|12:51 am] |
The Wraith, Johnny Demonic, and Lantlas Anduril (The Bloodline) vs. "Platinum" Payton Graham, Collossus, and Razor Sharpe |
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[Aug. 31st, 2009|07:39 pm] |
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Can the Bring it On series seriously just die already? |
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[Aug. 28th, 2009|11:05 pm] |
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/family/20587903/detail.html
REDSTONE TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- A woman's dreams were answered when Habitat For Humanity of Fayette County fixed a home for her family, but flames quickly destroyed her new start in life.
Whoever set the fire "took my children's home from right underneath their feet," Damara Bugai told WTAE Channel 4's Marcie Cipriani on Thursday.
Video - Watch Marcie Cipriani's Report
Damara Bugai
Damara Bugai
The mobile home had recently been placed in a lot in Cardale, Redstone Township, for Bugai and her 11-year-old daughter and 4-year-old son. They were crushed when it burned down on Wednesday morning.
"It was awful that someone could do something to kids' homes," Bugai said.
The family was weeks away from being on their own, independent and part of a new community.
"It was our home, somewhere permanent for me and the kids to go," Bugai said. "The Habitat helped us out, and we were going to build from here."
Just two weeks before the fire, the mobile home had been placed on the lot on East Street and was being remodeled inside and out with the help of family members, a church and the local Habitat For Humanity.
"This was a quick fix for my precious daughter, my only daughter and my two grandchildren," said Bugai's mother, Doreen.
Despite the setback, the Bugais say they'll pray for whoever burned the home and they vow to move on, acknowledging they'll need some help.
"If anyone wants to donate or wants to help in any way, volunteer their time, their services, materials, because we've lost a lot and I have no more to give," Doreen Bugai said.
People who want to help the Bugai family can go to www.habitatfayettepa.org or call (724) 437-4150.
Anyone who has information about the fire can call state police in Uniontown at (724) 439-7111.
To help the victims, the Renegade Wrestling Alliance says it will donate at least $1 per ticket from its "Aggression" show Saturday night at the gymnasium on South Fifth Street in West Newton, Westmoreland County.
RWA owner and promoter Derek Widziszewski works a day job as a caregiver to someone who lives near the arson victims. He doesn't know the Bugais, but he said his heart was broken and he wanted to help them when he saw what happened.
WTAE Channel 4's Michelle Wright reported that the family is expected to attend the matches and will be presented with the cash and donations in the ring in front of all the fans.
More information is posted at rwapro.com. |
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[Aug. 21st, 2009|07:03 pm] |
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If you're wearing shorts that touch your shoes, they're not shorts. |
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[Aug. 12th, 2009|06:08 pm] |
Rest in peace, Big Will.
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[Aug. 11th, 2009|06:06 pm] |
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I've passed a hundred hours without caffeine. Anyone who's known me since, well, ever knows that's saying something. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2009|12:52 am] |
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I'm not sure what was worse tonight... The Roast itself, or the fact that some of those things might've been funny if I hadn't already seen them 17000 times in the preview commercial that aired after every single commercial break for every single Comedy Central show. I love Comedy Central but they sure know how to ruin new things coming on sometimes by OVERKILL. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2009|09:23 pm] |
My first radio interview!
http://www.sendspace.com/file/o4cwd5
Check it out as Lantlas plugs the RWA, Aggression, the rumor of Fabulous John McChesney shows up, and delves into the background of his unique upbringing and personal standing in the world of pro wrestling. |
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[Aug. 4th, 2009|12:54 am] |
Has anyone seen the commercial for Long John Silver's new fish taco?
I'll repeat that...
FISH... TACO.
The best part? The slogan.
"Sounds weird. Tastes great."
Epic. |
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[Jul. 29th, 2009|04:20 pm] |
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I'm so tired of seeing my favorite players get traded. Fuck you Dolan. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2009|02:54 am] |
I got a recommendation for being a fan of something on Facebook...
"I Use My Cell Phone To See In The Dark"
Become a Fan.
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REALLY?! We're down to being fans of ridiculous and meaningless minor inconvenient events?
What's next?
"I Sleep, Sometimes At Night"
Become a Fan.
"I Enjoy Eating When I'm Hungry"
Become a Fan.
"Breathing; The New Safe Trip to a Healthier You"
Become a Fan.
Bob Saget Says:
STOP IT! |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|04:04 pm] |
iTunes meme...
Using my iPod cause I don't have my own computer...
How many songs?
Love - 145
Hate - 21
Sex - 12
Death - 30
Life - 66
God - 20
Black - 222
White - 39
World - 114
Shit - 11
Hell - 33
Ass - 92
Fuck - 5
First 5 Artists
1. Aaron Zigman
2. AC-DC
3. Adema
4. Aerosmith
5. Akira Yamaoka
5 most played songs (guess)
1. "Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen
2. "Fade" - Staind
3. "Valley of the Damned" - Dragonforce
4. "Folsom Prison Blues" - Johnny Cash
5. "Witchcraft" - Akira Yamaoka
5 longest songs (removing mixes, music podcasts and comedy performances)
1. "Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence" - Dream Theater (41:35)
2. "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" - Pink Floyd (26:12)
3. "Blues Jam" - Stevie Ray Vaughan (25:16)
4. "A Change of Seasons" - Dream Theater ((24:34)
5. "Octavarium" - Dream Theater (24:00)
Artist you have most tracks by? Dream Theater
How Many? 231
Total Songs? 4313
Total Time? 15.7 days
Now I want a videos one! |
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[Jul. 21st, 2009|06:11 pm] |
To borrow from my hero George Carlin, I believe it is time for some...
FREE-FLOWING HOSTILITY!
Things I am bored with, tired of, and pissed at! So I hope you're ready for some random anger.
AT&T Commercials: Especially the ones with rollover minutes that keep saying "these days, we can't afford to be wasteful!" Oh fuck you, you ignorant twat... What, it's okay to be wasteful when the economy doesn't suck? Drive that SUV you're probably still owing 16 grand on and and run to the other part of town where people have bigger priorities than how many minutes they have on their fucking cell phone, THEN maybe talk about being wasteful.
People Who Don't Speak Loudly Enough in Line: I can hear you from the other side of the pane glass windows when you're yapping on your cell phone with your other friend who's probably driving on the highway and smoking with the other hand, yet when it's time to get what you need on your sandwich, you're quieter than an albino at the Apollo. Speak the fuck up.
People Who Stay on Their Cell Phones in Line: So sorry to interrupt your conversation with what you got in line to do. I didn't mean to trouble you by ASKING YOU WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT! Think you could tell your dumbass friend to hold on a second, or even... ::gasp:: CALL THEM BACK IN THIRTY SECONDS?! You're not a CIA official tracking down a terrorist, you're a 17-year-old high school senior on summer vacation talking about how much vodka you threw up last night. Get the fuck over yourself, and call back when you're not wasting even more of everyone else's time.
People Who Smell So Badly, You Can't Breathe Sitting Next to Them: I'm not sure how you can leave the house and not realize your scent resembles a porta-potty at a biker rally, but if I literally feel like vomiting because of the odor next to me, there's a problem, Skippy. You know all that cash you're dropping for cigarettes and Captain Morgan? Spend a little of it on some Degree and a shower token at the local truck stop. In the meantime, there's no reason to be in public smelling like something that lives at the base of a restaurant dumpster. While there are some people who actually do that, you don't. You're just too damn lazy to turn the shower handle for fear of reaching your target heart rate, and after all, you might miss the commercials during World Series of Poker, and god knows you'd die if you missed the eighty-fourth Progressive lady commercial in the last twenty minutes.
Michael Jackson: There's other shit going on in the world. He's dead, the memorial concert is over, get the fuck over it already.
Religious People Yelling on Streetcorners: What the fuck are you trying to prove, exactly? I really don't recall reading about Jesus healing the sick, walking on water, and screaming obscenities at everyone passing by trying to get home from work. Do you expect someone to come up and agree with you? When that happens, they don't agree with what you say exactly anyway. If they disagree with you, they're going to hell as it is, so what the fuck do you care? In your mind, you're getting to heaven scot-free, but the entire rest of the world is dying in a fiery inferno, so it's gonna be lonelier there than it is on your own self-righteous pedestal of hate. Get off your soapbox and shut the fuck up.
More to come. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|11:55 pm] |
For entry number 1000, I give you one new video and one word.
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Vodkamuffin. |
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